Latest Two Lines Funny Status

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.

I love my job only when I’m on vacation.

Hey there whatsapp is using me.

Girls use photoshop to look beautiful. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.

Fact: Phone on silent mode- 10 Missed call… Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!!

Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?

My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death..!!

Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software…it’s called #Monday, please fix it

God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me

My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.

I’m Jealous Of My Parents… I’ll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!

Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.

C.L.A.S.S- come late and start sleeping 

When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants?

I want someone to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone. 

Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who cannot be handled by his parents anymore.

The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU is “Salary is Credited”

Flirtationship: More than a friendship and less than a relationship.

Running away does not help you with your problems, unless you are fat.

GOOGLE must be a woman because it knows everything.